About Us

We’re Not a Brand. We’re a Coping Mechanism.

Sayneer exists for the emotionally unavailable, the chronically online, and anyone who finds comfort in chaos. We got tired of algorithm-made “aesthetic” junk and decided to design what we actually needed — clothes that say what we can’t, mugs that overshare, and gear that makes you laugh when therapy’s booked out.

We keep it small, weird, and real. Everything’s made to order — no waste, no fakeness, no factories. Just raw personality on good fabric.

If you’ve ever said “I’m fine” and meant “absolutely not,” welcome home.