Assassins Have Failed Sarcastic Sweatshirt for Overthinkers

When you open your eyes and immediately start calculating how many responsibilities you have to dodge today. This funny sweatshirt speaks for everyone who considers consciousness a personal insult.

Ideal for introverts who need their coffee before they can handle existing. The kind of internet culture shirt that makes people either laugh or leave you alone, which is a win either way.

Soft fabric that feels like a hug from your bed. Wear it as your official uniform for giving up before you even start.

Description:

• 8 oz; 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Air jet yarn for a softer feel & no pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib cuffs & waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
• Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low

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