I Don't Snore I Dream I'm A Motorcycle Sweatshirt - Ironic Apparel

The neighbors can hear you through the walls but that's just your subconscious revving engines. This sweatshirt is for the unapologetically loud sleepers.

Designed for those who've been recorded as evidence and still refuse to acknowledge the problem. It's not snoring, it's atmospheric sleep ambiance.

Cozy material for maximum comfort during your dreams of being a Harley Davidson. Part of our sarcastic sweatshirt collection for people whose REM cycle has a decibel warning.

Description:

• 8 oz; 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Air jet yarn for a softer feel & no pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib cuffs & waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
• Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low

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