My Favorite Workout Corkscrew Sweatshirt - Sarcastic Clothing for Wine Lovers

This funny sweatshirt is for the people who think cardio is a waste of good drinking time. If your workout routine involves more bottle openers than barbells, you've found your uniform.

It's one of those ironic sweatshirts that just gets it—why run a marathon when you can marathon a Netflix show with a nice cabernet?

Soft, cozy, and brutally honest about your fitness goals. This sarcastic clothing piece is basically a personality test, and you passed.

• 8 oz., 50% USA cotton, 50% polyester
• Pill-resistant air jet yarn
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Set-in sleeves, 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband with spandex